Loading ...I bumped into a clueless freshman in Carmichael and dropped all of my food. Stupid freshmen, stupid trayless. FML.
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Today, I’m in SigEp. FML
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I went into a job interview and my interviewer had never heard of Tufts. FML
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It took me three years to realize I’d rather be at Tufts all the time than go home and deal with living in my parents house again. MLIA.
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I’ve been placed on Academic Probation II. FML.
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Anonymous
for doing what?
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jack
Not that big a deal. Been there, done that and still landed a finance internship. Just get off of it next semester.
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Anonymous
I’m not going to make the obvious finance/ethical misconduct joke…
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Anon
Translation:
I don’t have the comedic chops to turn this into a real joke, but I know there is an element of funny in it, so I”m going to allude to the joke without actually making it and pretend it’s because I”m too cool to make it.Well played.
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Anonymous
Translation to above:
I wish I made the same joke first, but I didn’t. Since I want to be clever sounding, I’ll critique their attempt of humor and pretend it’s because I’m amused by their incompetence. Oh, and I’ll use quotation marks instead of apostrophes, because I’m that pro.And I’ll include an emoticon to appear friendly
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I'm on a horse. -- Suggestive?
Translation to above:
omg i need to get laid
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Anonymous
Translation to above:
Obvious troll is obvious.
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I’m bombarded my mosquitoes everyday. I end up with about 5 new bites every night no matter how much bugspray I use. FML.
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Anonymous
you sound like an indoor kid
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Anonymous
aka muggle
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I’m going abroad through a tufts program in 2 weeks and I still don’t have my flight information. FML
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It is hot as balls here. FML
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College ACB just doesn’t have the same amount of hatred during the summer. FML
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Anonymous
Post something lame and bitchy about yourself and I’ll volunteer to go write a hateful rant on ACB all about it. Helpful?
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Anonymous
^ spoken just like someone who uses ACB a lot…
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No one cares about TuftsFML during the break, but I keep checking it everyday. FML.
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Anonymous
Me too!
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Anonymous
Same here!
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Anonymous
I care.
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Anonymous
… and me.
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Anon
All of you dedicated readers should post stuff if you want stuff to read
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Person who cares
and I
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Anonymous
me too lol
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Still waiting on a grade to be posted. FML.
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Anonymous
i’m still waiting for one even now…having an incomplete at this point is pretty much game over
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I got a B+ in a pass/fail class. No idea how that happened…FML
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lol
did you forget to register it as pass/fail?
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OP
Haha nope. On SIS before the grade was uploaded it said (P/F) where the grade was going to be, and then now it says B+. The world is a crazy place.
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Anonymous
which means you don’t like B+ FYL for not having a life.
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I miss Dewick because I can’t get healthy food at my house unless I kick and scream, and I’m the only one who will eat it. FML
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Anon
that sucks. :-\ I’m just excited to have a fully-functioning and stocked kitchen. I’m gonna have fun taking advantage of that this summer
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Anonymous
I miss Dewick because I can’t get unhealthy food at my house unless I… wait. No, still not then. FML.
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I didn’t get into Tufts as a transfer applicant. Everyone I know (my professors, my deans, my school’s provost) told me I would get in. They were wrong. Now how do I tell them? FML.
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Happier
The same thing happened to me when I applied to Brown from high school. Don’t worry though, you’ll end up living an amazing life wherever you end up. Tufts is much better for me than Brown would have been – it all works out
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bruno
So the Brown-Tufts thing is real… hmmm.
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Biztch
What the heck are you doing posting on tufts fml. You just said you didn’t get into Tufts. FYL
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If I don’t pass my math exam tomorrow (which is likely) I won’t graduate. FML.
bobola 7 7:30 pm on August 7, 2010 Permalink |
thats unfortunate, where (what state) was the interview?
I'm on a horse. -- Suggestive? 1:27 pm on August 10, 2010 Permalink |
under a rock, fyl
Chicagoan 4:24 pm on August 10, 2010 Permalink |
I’m from Chicago and that happens to me all the time. Honestly, if you wanted anyone outside of New England to know where you go to school, you should have gone to a Big Ten school. Sry.