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  • Tuesday class lineups beat Thursday’s everyday. FOL.

    November 9, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -8

     
    • matt 9:10 pm on November 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      lolno. I have two seminar classes on Tuesday. I don’t have any class Thursday. Hellll yea.

    • Anonymous 8:08 am on November 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Same, my Thursdays sooooo much better =D Sucks for you

  • I currently have a band-aid less than a cm away from my clit, because I cut myself shaving. FML.

    November 8, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -12

     
    • Anonymous 4:09 pm on December 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      There’s a great waxing place in Davis… people still shave?

    • Anonymous 10:19 am on January 2, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      I mean…what does this have to do with Tufts…?

  • I have midterms in three out of my four classes on Monday. To top it all off, I have lab that day from 6 to 9pm. FML.

    October 14, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -13

     
    • Anonymous 9:12 am on January 24, 2011 Permalink | Reply

      you aren’t supposed to have three midterms on one day. you can ask to have one of them moved. i didn’t know this my freshman year, and the same thing happened to me, and i did not do well at all

  • Today, I finally hauled my ass uphill to mail services to get the package that arrived weeks ago. It was closed for Columbus Day. FML

    October 11, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -7

     
    • Anonymous 12:44 pm on October 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you’re dumb

  • I am on a girl’s bed and we’re not even hooking up. I love Tufts. FML

    October 5, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +12 / -8

     
    • matt 9:12 pm on October 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Sounds typical.

    • pat 7:02 pm on October 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      this is a really stupid post. you obviously did something wrong or you’re not attractive or you have failed to realize that not everything is about that.

      • Anonymous 8:24 pm on October 26, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        So, in short his life is fucked, he just might not fully understand why.

  • I spent more time in Halligan today than my room. Including sleep. FML

    October 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +14 / -0

     
    • Anonymous 6:56 am on October 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I know how you feel :(

  • I ate at Carmichael today. FML.

    October 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +22 / -8

     
    • matt 7:02 pm on October 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      As a loyal Dewick’er, I approve of this message.

  • My computer is auto-correcting recital to rectal. I’m trying to write a music paper not a Craigslist ad. FML.

    September 27, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +29 / -1

     
  • I was making out with my boyfriend when my professor came around the corner and said “Now this is a picture of what my marriage should be.” Wierd. Now he won’t stop staring at me during class. FML.

    September 24, 2010 | 5 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +16 / -4

     
    • Anonymous 1:34 pm on September 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      that is not okay…

    • Anonymous 5:56 pm on September 28, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      yea that’s just wierd. not sure what you can do about it though.

      • Anonymous 10:34 am on October 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        neither of you knows how to spell WEIRD.

    • Kim 3:23 pm on October 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      you AND the last commenter both could not spell “weird”
      you go to tufts??

    • Anonymous 4:10 pm on December 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Maybe you shouldn’t be making out in public.

  • I live in Latin Way F tower. This is the 3rd time in 3 days that some incompetent sophomore has set off the fire alarm. FML.

    September 22, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +7 / -2

     
    • Anonymous 9:52 pm on October 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Wait, I think I know you are…Still, sounds nasty!

  • I realized I don’t care about the things I’m learning in my Biology class. I’m a Biology major. FML.

    September 18, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -5

     
    • Anonymous 10:20 am on September 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      What class is it? I’m a bio major and hated bio 13, for example…

      • OP 3:34 pm on September 19, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        It’s bio 13

        • Anonymous 11:13 am on September 21, 2010 Permalink

          Yeah, don’t worry about it then

    • Anon 12:21 pm on September 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      That’s because bio13 is a premed weedout, and a lame excuse for actual biology. Plagiarism workshop for the first lab? Are we in middle school?

    • Anonymous 6:39 am on September 21, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Don’t worry, they haven’t taught biology yet. It’s all basic chem.

    • Anonymous 10:47 pm on September 29, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I have the same problem…I’m a bio major and have decided I don’t care about learning bio in so much detail

  • I recently broke up with my boyfriend. On his facebook page, it says he “is no longer listed as in a relationship.” His mom liked it. FML

    September 17, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +28 / -1

     
  • After two days of class, I am already sleep deprived. FML.

    September 8, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -5

     
    • Anonymous 3:35 pm on September 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      You must be a freshman, because you ‘aint seen nothing yet.

    • Dack 7:28 pm on September 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Check out the Uberman Sleep Cylce

  • Today I realized I will never have a summer vacation again and I wasted this one working all day every day. FML.

    September 8, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +6 / -3

     
    • Anonymous 8:39 am on September 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      Er, that’s what one does if they want to get ahead at Tufts and in the world.

      • Anonymous 9:00 pm on September 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        You’re a boring one aren’t you?

        • Anonymous 9:38 pm on September 17, 2010 Permalink

          Boring, maybe. Successful, probably.

        • Anonymous 10:29 am on September 23, 2010 Permalink

          Very, very successful.

      • Anonymous 6:35 pm on September 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply

        What’s the point of getting ahead if you never have any fun?

        • Gonzo 3:23 pm on October 23, 2010 Permalink

          exactly what you should be asking, go have fun and be successful. They can co exist

  • My professor came on to me on the first day of class. He’s an old man. FML.

    September 7, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -12

     
    • anonymous 7:24 am on September 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      God that’s fair scary :LL

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