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• Today I realized I will never have a summer vacation again and I wasted this one working all day every day. FML.

  September 8, 2010 | 6 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:39 am on September 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Er, that’s what one does if they want to get ahead at Tufts and in the world.

    • Anonymous 9:00 pm on September 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      You’re a boring one aren’t you?

      • Anonymous 9:38 pm on September 17, 2010 Permalink
        

        Boring, maybe. Successful, probably.

      • Anonymous 10:29 am on September 23, 2010 Permalink
        

        Very, very successful.

    • Anonymous 6:35 pm on September 25, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      What’s the point of getting ahead if you never have any fun?

      • Gonzo 3:23 pm on October 23, 2010 Permalink
        

        exactly what you should be asking, go have fun and be successful. They can co exist

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• My professor came on to me on the first day of class. He’s an old man. FML.

  September 7, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • anonymous 7:24 am on September 30, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    God that’s fair scary :LL

• My professor doesn’t believe in PowerPoint… He insists on using the overhead projector. FML.

  September 7, 2010 | 3 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 5:34 pm on September 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    If it’s Eli Siegel, your problems are only beginning.

    • Anonymous 7:09 am on September 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      I also instantly thought of Siegel when I saw this post

      • Anonymous 9:14 am on January 24, 2011 Permalink
        

        me too. i had horrible flashbacks of bio with that guy.

• Classes start today. FML.

  September 7, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I broke up with my pretty girlfriend back home so I could date Tufts girls. FML

  September 4, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 7:27 pm on September 16, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    There are plenty cute girls at Tufts yet a there is a persistent stereotype that all Tufts girls are ugly. FTL.

    • Anonymous 4:55 pm on September 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      I agree. The main issue is that many of them are already taken >_>. They ARE cute after all.

  • Anonymous 1:16 pm on October 9, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    It’s a stereotype because it is true. Tufts girls are hideous. It wouldn’t hurt to occasionally pick up a vogue or a cosmo and learn how to make yourself look better.

    • Red 8:34 am on October 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      It’s a stereotype because Tufts guys are, going off this comment, dicks…

• I went through RA training. FML.

  September 4, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • matt 5:04 pm on September 4, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Ouch. That sounds like it could hurt.

• I bumped into a clueless freshman in Carmichael and dropped all of my food. Stupid freshmen, stupid trayless. FML.

  September 2, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • meep 4:01 pm on May 10, 2011 Permalink | Reply
    

    stupied you for dropping your food

    stupid me for not being anble to spell

• Today, I’m in SigEp. FML

  August 9, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I went into a job interview and my interviewer had never heard of Tufts. FML

  August 3, 2010 | 4 Comments | Post Comment

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  • bobola 7 7:30 pm on August 7, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    thats unfortunate, where (what state) was the interview?

  • I'm on a horse. -- Suggestive? 1:27 pm on August 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    under a rock, fyl

  • Chicagoan 4:24 pm on August 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    I’m from Chicago and that happens to me all the time. Honestly, if you wanted anyone outside of New England to know where you go to school, you should have gone to a Big Ten school. Sry.

  • Anonymous 4:56 pm on September 24, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Yeah, get used to it. If you’re IR though and he hasn’t heard of it, screw him- Tufts is highly regarded in some fields. In others, though…

• It took me three years to realize I’d rather be at Tufts all the time than go home and deal with living in my parents house again. MLIA.

  July 26, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I’ve been placed on Academic Probation II. FML.

  July 1, 2010 | 7 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 2:24 pm on July 3, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    for doing what?

  • jack 3:35 pm on July 6, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Not that big a deal. Been there, done that and still landed a finance internship. Just get off of it next semester.

    • Anonymous 12:26 pm on July 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      I’m not going to make the obvious finance/ethical misconduct joke…

      • Anon 1:52 pm on July 18, 2010 Permalink
        

        Translation:
        I don’t have the comedic chops to turn this into a real joke, but I know there is an element of funny in it, so I”m going to allude to the joke without actually making it and pretend it’s because I”m too cool to make it.

        Well played.

      • Anonymous 5:32 pm on July 26, 2010 Permalink
        

        Translation to above:
        I wish I made the same joke first, but I didn’t. Since I want to be clever sounding, I’ll critique their attempt of humor and pretend it’s because I’m amused by their incompetence. Oh, and I’ll use quotation marks instead of apostrophes, because I’m that pro.

        And I’ll include an emoticon to appear friendly

      • I'm on a horse. -- Suggestive? 9:49 pm on August 9, 2010 Permalink
        

        Translation to above:
        omg i need to get laid
        xoxo

      • Anonymous 4:37 pm on August 19, 2010 Permalink
        

        Translation to above:

        Obvious troll is obvious.

• I’m bombarded my mosquitoes everyday. I end up with about 5 new bites every night no matter how much bugspray I use. FML.

  July 1, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 8:49 pm on July 10, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    you sound like an indoor kid

    • Anonymous 3:14 pm on July 17, 2010 Permalink | Reply
      

      aka muggle

• I’m going abroad through a tufts program in 2 weeks and I still don’t have my flight information. FML

  June 23, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• It is hot as balls here. FML

  June 20, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• College ACB just doesn’t have the same amount of hatred during the summer. FML

  June 9, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 6:29 pm on June 12, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    Post something lame and bitchy about yourself and I’ll volunteer to go write a hateful rant on ACB all about it. Helpful?

  • Anonymous 1:15 pm on June 20, 2010 Permalink | Reply
    

    ^ spoken just like someone who uses ACB a lot…